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People only find out how ripped Bruce is after he becomes a father.
I like to think that Bruce doesn’t have an extremely toned bod where you can immediately see every one of his muscles and ridiculously jacked body.
I advocate for the dad bod, where he hasa bit of fat and no one truly sees how ripped they are.
That was, until his kids.
One day during a casual wear meeting everyone’s jaw drops when Bruce single-handedly picks Dick up to stop him from doing something that would definitely cause bodily harm, and they see the muscle flex.
The reporters all drop their pens, and the women spend the rest of the time trying every excuse to get him to flex again. And so are the men.
Or when Jason is sitting in the library and during an attempted robbery the attacker topples the bookcases, only to see Bruce stand over Jason and stop the several frames from crushing him.
With just his bare hands.
It leads to the robber trembling in fear, seeing all the muscles and sudden hulk figure turn to him in rage, and the robbers give up without much of a fight after that.
Or when Tim and Damian are at an event, both inconspicuously trying to back out before Bruce appears behind them and unceremoniously picks them up by the scruffs of their clothes, lifts them both off their feet and dumps them onto the dining chairs.
The final straw is when a picture appeared on the internet of the Wayne family trying to reach a trapped cat on top of a tree.
The photo revealed Bruce at the bottom, holding up Jason who was holding Dick who was raising Tim who was holding Damian who was standing on his toes to coax the cat down.
Since then, the public has become increasingly aware obsessed with Bruce’s physique, with people going to great lengths just to try and see just how ripped he is.
.. and they’re not the only ones.
Even the league, pre-reveal, were are obsessed over it. Diana did a double take and has secretly saved files of them, Black Canary tries every opportunity she can to meet Bruce, Oliver choked on his bagel when he saw the images, Clark choked on air and Barry couldn’t even tear his eyes away.
Meanwhile the Wayne kids have to deal with the thirsty public and superheroes, and are increasingly more ready to commit mass genocide.
Bonus points: some of the Rogues do it too, and not the ones you would initially suspect. Riddler does everything in his power to get Bruce to flex "for research purposes", Oswald comes up with whatever reason he thinks will work to get Bruce at the Lounge and then quietly spreads that he's going to be there for a few days in advance, Harvey has been quietly aware of this for YEARS and becoming Two Face didn't remove the appeal, Selina and Talia occasionally put aside their differences in a joint effort to make Bruce flex while he's out of costume.
DP x DC prompt #96
Instead of the ghost portal turning into Danny into a halfa, it traps him in the ghost zone.
Years later, the Justice League is trying to stop a cult from summoning some entity, but they're surprised to find a young adult come out, looking like he came from an apocalypse.
I'm imagining he looks half starved and is carrying enough weapons for a dozen people. Very obvious scars.
And then the odd parts. He has a cloak made out of glowing fur. Most of his weapons have bones or teeth in them. His armour looks like somebody took pieces from every culture that's ever existed on Earth and threw them in a blender.
Bonus points: Danny becomes liminal in the Realms, but just gets more powerful physically without ever gaining any powers and still thinks he's fully human.
He is not okay when it turns out that he's more of the Realms than he is of the Living by the time he gets back.
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Collected all 3 offshoots of my posts so I can make 1 post
Normally I'd awnser all 3 separately but I think they work So Well as one larger idea.
The cultists briefly think that Danny is their target because of something he is wearing that he took from the ghost. And then he reacts as he has for years at this point. He attacks first, asks questions later.
And that's when he notices how *fast* and *strong* he is compared to non liminal humans.
When the Heroes get to the summoning area, the cultists are dealt with. Danny didn't mean to kill them, they're just so fragile.
So what they see is a glowing (cause of all the ghost gear and parts) man in a pile of corpses and unconscious bodies, taking something from what they assume is the lead cultists body. (Maybe a weapon, maybe a trophy)
Bonus points (addition): Danny himself doesn't know or actively use magic either, he relies entirely on physical force. Some of his armor and weapons are PASSIVELY magical or have magic abilities that can be activated, and Danny is aware that these things are magical, but he doesn't have the slightest clue how use them in any capacity except as regular weapons/ armor of their type and only ever accidentally triggers the activated powers of his equipment.
In his defense, Danny is deeply liminal by the time of the summoning that he can hold his own against Ancients using only his fists, and even going intangible isn't enough to prevent him from landing his punches.
Does he see Constantine and start shrieking something about why-does-it-look-like-that while trying to either run away to gather better weapons or beat his ass right there so he can put the deformed soul out of its misery?
Constantine? What's his reaction to the entire Justice League staring at him stealing these cultists' weapons? Need I remind you the only humans he's seen in years?
Danny has no idea what's going on. And the boy is feral after the years of struggle to survive. He is wary. And while he doesn't attack. He is ready to defend. And he is having to try and remember human words. Man hasn't spoken anything but ghost in years.
Batman: Who are you?
Danny:... *incomprehensible shriek*
Danny frowns for a few moments. Continues to cycle through trying to speak human and sighs. And starts to use sign language. That he knows he can manage.
Danny: D A N N Y. Where am i?
Batman felt his shoulders relax once the man? Being? Creature? Proved they could communicate.
Batman: You were summoned by cultists trying to summon an Ancient of Nature? I am guessing you are not Undergrowth?
Danny groaned and shook his head.
Danny: No! He is an ass! Had to beat his face in more than once. The boxes are made from his forest. I was probably closer. Where am I?
Constantine: Yer in the human realm. How did you end up in the Infinite?
All the heroes saw as the man before them groaned at the question. Apparently it was not a happy memory.
Danny: Parents made portal. Turned on with me in it. Then closed. What year?
Constantine: 20xx.
Danny: I'm 26 now then... Been 12 years.
Batman: Do you have anywhere to go?
They all saw as he shook his head. This was going to be difficult. He clearly needed help. And would struggle to reintegrate into normal society.
ISEKAI AU 😂
hum... What about the Fentons? Died searching for Danny, while Jazz forced herself to forget everything about her family? Like...
Jazz clearly didn't believe in ghost and tried very hard, to the point of being prejudice, to force her parents to give up on ghosts and become normal people. So her brother died because of their invention? She would instantly cut ties and run away.
The Fentons? drived themselves to their deaths, not believing Danny was dead, they didn't eat or sleep. Their bodies giving up.
Sam and Tucker? idk... maybe they believed Danny wasn't dead, but Sam would blame herself and probably kill herself. While Tucker would move on or go to a asylum, become a villain like Mr. Freeze
I think it would be more fun if this is not his home dimension. So they run his blood and name and d.o.b. Through the system? Nothing. Nada. Family names? Zilch. So he has no way of knowing. And the JL? Don't have a way to send him back.
Danny got sucked into the afterlife at 14. It's been years. And now he has to try and catch up on everything he missed. As well as learn about this new dimension. And deal with the fact that he's not fully human anymore. Like, he isn't Superman strong. But he's not far off. And he's having to learn to dial that down. After years of having to fight full strength to survive.
Constantine quietly tells Batman what the Realms are like. And that Danny is gonna need a Fuck ton of therapy. Hell they are lucky he's not a feral violent mess. Shows he's adaptive and mentally strong. But he's gonna need help.
I'm just having a blast that when thrown into an alternate reality Danny really went "shit. Well... what would Dad do? ......Body um, obviously. Square up fuckos!" And it WORKED.
Patented Jack Fenton Method at play here. 100% survival guarantee!
Boy ate his ghost spinach before it ate him and munched his blobs like they were ecto-weenies. He literally was trained from BIRTH to survive this by accident!
But! He keeps expecting to phase through things now? Like an astronaut readjusting to gravity. Because HE was the ghost in that realm!
It would be magnificent, given the typical Febton Luck.
Batman sighed as he heard someone yelp in surprise. It seemed Fenton had forgotten walls were supposed to be solid again.
Batman: What did he break this time?
Superman: The door to the food hall. I... Feel like we might need to send him to my parents. They raised me. Might help him?
Hearing another crash as Fenton broke yet another sturdy, super strength rated item Batman nodded.
Batman: They may be out only hope. At least he tries.
Wonder Woman walked past smirking at the trail of damage she had passed.
Wonder Woman: It seems the poor man needs more training! I'll drag him off to the training hall! Maybe I can beat some sense into him.
Batman and Superman shared a glance and smirked at her tone. It seemed she was eager to test their new stray.
Superman: Try to send him back up in one piece?
Wonder Woman: Oh he will be fine! Never you worry!
Two hours later they watched as Fenton and Wonder Woman were still sparring. There were dents in the walls, and cracks in the floor. It seemed they needed to upgrade the place again. Fenton and Wonder Woman seemed to be enjoying themselves at least? If the matched feral grins were any way to judge.
OK, but like, now I want to see a reunion with Feral Ghost Realm Survivor Danny and Gone Rogue Tucker now.
Like, imagine the emotions Tucker is going through seeing his best friend he thought was lost even after the many of attempts of recreating the Portal (the right one to the right dimension/realm at that) to find him even if it meant losing half of his sanity and committing crimes and felonies-. Losing part of his humanity (referencing the fact that he’s a reincarnation of a pharaoh here and managed to lean into it here which somehow makes him less human) even to try to get closer to his goal.
Then, on one of the days he managed to escape the Asylum and causing chaos, he runs into a familiar face. Or maybe, the familiar face runs to him with a yell, calling him by the name he long since abandoned to search for his best friend.
“T u C k E r ! ! !”
“D-Danny?”
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